Shorter Roger Frank Bass, Professor of Education and Community Columnist:
Hey, you kids get off my lawn!
(”Shorter” concept invented and perfected by bloggers much more clever than I am.)

These guys are my new heroes. Truth, justice, and proper spelling and grammar! Power to the punctuation!
(Hat tip to Patrick McIlheran. Yes, really: English usage is not a conservative or liberal issue. And yes, of course this post’s title is [sic].)

This is a reprint from an email sent to me. I do not know the original sources.
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To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, [...]

Chalk this one up to clever nerds doing what they do but web surfers who think they’re about to go to the Wisconsin Democrats page get redirected to the Ron Paul for President site.
Visitors to Wisdems.com (the real site for the Democratic party of Wisconsin is wisdems.ORG) were surprised to find themselves shuffled over to [...]

A lot has changed over the past few decades.
Black Sabbath Lead Singer Ozzy Osbourne launched a successful solo career where during a show he bit the head off of a bat. After nearly a decade of obscurity he staged a realty show comeback where his dysfunctional family’s prolific use of swear words drew in [...]

Tomorrow we’ll return to our usual fare. But for today, we hope you find these amusing:
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from Miffed” to “Peeved”. Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross”. [...]