There's a fluffy piece in the Journal Sentinel today about the 15-year-old winner of the Burlington Liars Club's annual contest for "World's Champion Liar." So what was James Wilberg's masterpiece of fabulation?

"There are only three kinds of people. Those who can do math, and those who can't."
That's not even a lie, it's a [...]

Here I am, feeding Deuce (the blog's pit-bull mascot) while traitorous Jim luxuriates in the sun. I know why I'm here: ain't my holiday. But what are you doing reading a political blog on Christmas Day?

Eat some figgy pudding. Don your goy gay apparel. Go a-wassailing. Make merry.
I'm going to turn up The LeeVees' [...]

Bloggers were shocked — shocked that Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice Candidate Annette Ziegler had a staff member who used adobe photoshop to show she was in multiple counties where she clearly was not.
That's small potatoes.
Through the miracle of photoshop, we've discovered that Judge Ziegler may be a little older than her bio suggests.  Below is [...]

This is interesting.  Apparently this little Internet quiz says my movie personalty is Mr. Smith goes to Washington.  Hmmmm…..
What Classic Movie Are You?personality tests by similarminds.com

 
And then there's this business comparing me to JFK. (He was thinner):

What Famous Leader Are You?personality tests by similarminds.com

I found this little survey to be amusing so I answered their 4 questions and here's what it spat back at me:

Your Blogging Type is Kind and Harmonious

You're an approachable blogger who tends to have many online friends. People new to your blogging circle know they can count on [...]

This from a 10 year old:

A young boy was living with his parents who beat him so he was referred to foster care.
The foster care worker asked him where he wanted to live and he said his grandparents.
So he moved in with his grandparents but they also beat him.
So he asked his caseworker to move [...]