…with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, “Want coffee.”

The waiter says, “Sure, coming right up.” He gets the guy a tall mug of coffee. He drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter every where, then just walks out.

The next morning the guy returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, “Want coffee.”

The waiter says, “Whoa, big guy ! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”

The guy smiles and proudly says, ” I’m training to be a Republican legislator: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave a mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”
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Ok, so this doesn’t rise to the usual edgy commentary we’re used to but we’re liberals and we need to laugh once in a while also — even what we’re laughing at is sadly true.