This from a 10 year old:

A young boy was living with his parents who beat him so he was referred to foster care.

The foster care worker asked him where he wanted to live and he said his grandparents.

So he moved in with his grandparents but they also beat him.

So he asked his caseworker to move him in with his uncle but after living with his uncle but he also beat the boy.

So the boy asked his caseworker to move him in with the Green Bay Packers.

"The Green Bay Packers?" the caseworker asked.

"Yes" the boy said, "the Green Bay Packers don't beat anybody."