Woohoohoo. Don't stop tell ya get enough. Who exactly is Michael Jackson? According to the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, court records seem to indicate that he's been serving on the common council as "Michael McGee Jr.". His real name is Michael Jackson. The Alderman (formerly known as McGee Jr.) is being accused of fathering a child from a woman who has been dragging "The Alderman" into court. "The Alderman" has admitted to having sexual relations with that woman. But how did he woo her? What would Michael Jackson (the pop star) have said?

Girl, close your eyes Let that rhythm get into you Don’t try to fight it There ain’t nothin’ that you can do

But apparently there is something she can do. She bothered "The Alderman" so much that he eventually slapped a restraining order on her. With all this controversy, you almost have to wonder who he sees when he looks at the man in the mirror. With all of this twisted behavior unbecoming of a person in political office, "The Alderman" may just be developing his own political obituary. In all likelihood he is thinking more on the lines of how he's "gonna rock the night away". He may not be terribly talented when it comes to crafting public policy or even have a weak grasp on the whole concept that public officials ought not go running off at the mouth disparaging entire constituency groups, but one thing is sadly certain — it all makes for great entertainment. You could even say it's a bit of a Thriller. ### UPDATE: Badger Blog Alliance (from the right side of the blogosphere) took this issue to the next level. About a half day after our post, he came up with a clever Photoshopped face shot of "The Alderman" (from his mugshot) pasted on the reclining pop stars face. I'm not sure what's more real — the photoshopped version or the plastic surgery version ??? Visit his site for a worthwhile chuckle.