Who does this Jesus guy think he is anyway? Doesn’t he realize that if he gets his way taxes will go up? Doesn’t he realize that it’s the natural order of things? The free market has proven to be the driver for the best business practices.
And there he goes with his high-minded, [...]

Recently, both right-wing GOP Gov. Rick Perry of Texas and supposed moderate Republican Gov. Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota have expressed sympathy for the “Tenther” movement. For those of you who don’t have the Constitution and Bill of Rights memorized, this is the Tenth Amendment:
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor [...]

Jay Mariotti of the Chicago Sun-Times has a piece today about the Brewers’ acquisition of CC Sabathia and what it means to the Cubs. Perhaps out of envy, he takes a few shots at the city of Milwaukee.
I understand, and even forgive, the statutory reference to Laverne and Shirley (and Lenny and Squiggy). But was [...]

Shorter Roger Frank Bass, Professor of Education and Community Columnist:
Hey, you kids get off my lawn!
(“Shorter” concept invented and perfected by bloggers much more clever than I am.)

These guys are my new heroes. Truth, justice, and proper spelling and grammar! Power to the punctuation!
(Hat tip to Patrick McIlheran. Yes, really: English usage is not a conservative or liberal issue. And yes, of course this post’s title is [sic].)

This is a reprint from an email sent to me. I do not know the original sources.
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To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, [...]