Today’s idyllic weather can’t but inspire a contrast to last Thursday, when the wind warred with the lake, blowing heavy flower pots off of porches, causing power outages and tossing skinny kids to the land of Oz, all leading to a New Orleans style squall that beat the cracked lead paint off slumlord housing throughout [...]

One even the heathens can appreciate… An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone. An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and [...]

In the spirit of St. Patty’s Day – a little light humor. “The Errand” McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. “S’cuse me”, said [...]

A friend sent these to me. They’re too good not to share. You Can’t Be Pro-War and Pro-Life Hey, Bush Supporter: Embarrassed Yet? 1/20/09: End of an Error I Hated Bush Before It Was Cool If You Want a Nation Ruled by Religion, Move to Iran Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber If You Can [...]

Not that I truly believe it, but I can't be the only one who noticed the spot-on similarity between Republican staffer Kevin Fischer and Republican Reverend Jerry Falwell. Here's a few pics.  Am I wrong? Maybe it’s just me. I’m still reeling from a friend telling me that from reading my columns on the JS, [...]

Cat lovers may not appreciate this but I think my 14 year old cat (Zoe Baird) would forgive me. It’s from Ameriquest Mortgage. And then there’s this one from Blockbuster that appeals to my inner techno-geek. But still, none inspires more than the one last year from Anheuser-Busch that honored our troops. Only the middle [...]