Here I am, feeding Deuce (the blog's pit-bull mascot) while traitorous Jim luxuriates in the sun. I know why I'm here: ain't my holiday. But what are you doing reading a political blog on Christmas Day? Eat some figgy pudding. Don your goy gay apparel. Go a-wassailing. Make merry. I'm going to turn up The [...]

The Michael Richards incident was stupid and ugly, but at least it's over. Not in some political quarters, apparently. The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel reports that Gov. Jim Doyle, who is such a huge Seinfeld fan he's seen every episode eight times, last year proudly displayed a Festivus pole — made by Milwaukee firm The Wagner Cos. [...]

Call Bill O'Reilly! The War on Christmas has reached a new height. I refer, of course, to the Franklin carolers who were stopped, questioned, and searched on suspicion of being drug dealers, which destroyed their holiday — oops! I mean Christmas — spirit. Of course, this isn't the right-wing's culture war after all; it's the [...]