A satirical Open Letter to Senator Tom Reynolds:

Dear Senator Reynolds,

What’s going on under your watch? Do you think we’re going to let you rest on your laurels? Just because you require your office staff to be virgins doesn’t mean we’re pleased with what’s going on in the world. You were just throwing us a bone with that one.

Two weeks ago our dear friends from Tosans for Responsible Government (a CRG affiliate), Stan and Betty Zurawski pointed out that there’s sex dice, sport cuffs and Japanese drip candles in OPEN VIEW at Victoria’s Secret in Wauwatosa’s Mayfair Mall. I don’t know what those things are but you better do something about them.

And then there’s West Allis — right in your back yard! Pagans held a pride rally and the Gays have a bowling league there. It’s time to stop the unchecked path to Sodom and Gomorrah.

We know that the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel (Crossing way over the line) has attacked you because you are an evangelical, but we need you to stay strong.

So we’re hoping you will have the courage to stop the march toward Sodom and Gomorrah. Save us Senator Reynolds, you are our only hope.

In Prayer,
Your fellow loving evangelicals