I received this amusing e-mail about how the City of Milwaukee would be if the explosive Alderman Michael McGee/Jackson Jr. were to become Mayor. If you’ve been following McGee’s antics over the past few years you can appreciate all of the similarities. It was penned by Attorney Alan Eisenberg, a former independent candidate for Governor.
Alderman Michael McGee/Jackson has announced that he will be campaigning for Mayor of Milwaukee, and the clear signal is that life will change in our city when he is elected. All white citizens will be required to move out of town. All Latinos will be asked to move. The Police Chief will be ordered to no longer make arrests for possession of cocaine and other drugs of choice. His Mayoral campaign will be taken “to the streets.” Campaign funds will be raised from proceeds of muggings, and drug transactions on the streets. Fund raisers will be held by drug dealers. The name of Martin Luther King Drive will be changed to McGee/Jackson Boulevard. All of our churches will close. Women’s lives will change drastically. Courts will no longer be needed, as telling the truth in courts will have no significance. McGee/Jackson will first appoint himself Chief of Police, and then Chief Judge, also. All gay and lesbian men and women will be arrested and incarcerated, they will be required to wear insignia bearing the legend: “faggots.” Hate crimes will be abolished. All Milwaukeeans will be allowed to have two names, and they will not be restricted to one driver’s license. If they have a judgment against them for an auto accident in one name, they can then get a driver’s license in a second name. Shouldn’t everyone be allowed to do that? Assaulting or verbally abusing police officers will be allowed, especially by him, and especially in neighboring municipalities like Wauwatosa. Should Mr. McGee/Jackson decide that he wants more extra-marital affairs so that he can spawn more children, and then deny such relationships exist, it will be approved. Women of his choosing will be horse-whipped if he chooses. His office will designated: Command Central, Principalities of Darkness. Will Milwaukee become a McGee/Jackson Utopia? Is this the script for some futuristic movie? Life in Milwaukee will become a “Principality of Darkness, if we let it.” Stay tuned.