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October
2007
October
2007
Surprise Date with a Republican
So I’m thinking, what would be the perfect date for a Republican. They’re always talking about how it’s frustrating that they have to be politically correct. That tells me they are more in their element being inappropriate. So I’m thinking that I’m really glad I had a boy and not a girl because something that would sound as innocuous as going out for dinner and a night at the theater could end up going through a fast food drive through followed by tickets to an Andrew Dice Clay show.
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Jim McGuigan
Jim McGuigan
I love how you assume that all Republicans are inappropriate. How myopic of you. Your slanted view tells me how you don’t understand the issue of PC-ness and how it can borderline on insanity when it comes to regular customs/actions/behaviors. Since most liberals think that Republicans are racist, why would we go to a place where a majority of minorities, I’m assuming, work (fast food)?
How about this: Sunset. Amber clouds in the west. A quiet stroll down the pavement. A picknik basket with fine wine and brie. Spreading the blanket on that small patch of grass adjacent to the Audi dealership. Watching the sun kiss each of those cars good-night…. (insert sound of Homer drooling over doughnuts)
Now beat that…
Here’s my tangent:
Besides the engine themselves (lotsa power even un-chipped), Audi’s suuuuuck!
Gear box is too tight. Suspension issues and noises galore. Seats are too buck-ty (like sittin’ in a spoon, comfy at first – then annoying). Rims must be made of tin as well, I swear!
Can’t even remember all the issues I had … Just dumped mine, it was a genuine poc!
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