25
March
2007

What if we drove Cats instead of Cars?

Jim (8:26:36 AM): I forgot to close the door and the cat jumped on the bed. Also, the mechanic said we should start looking for another car.

Colleen (8:26:49 AM): as long as there isn’t much hair on my covers, I’m okay

Jim (8:26:48 AM): yep

Colleen (8:27:03 AM): Okay

Colleen (8:27:07 AM): I killed my car

Jim (8:27:01 AM): better than the cat

Colleen (8:27:21 AM): I thought of that

Jim (8:27:20 AM): but then again the car doesn’t give you allergies

Colleen (8:27:37 AM): I was glad I didn’t mistype

Colleen (8:27:55 AM): but I don’t have to change the oil in the cat

Jim (8:27:58 AM): I’m sure the cat would like oil too

Colleen (8:28:17 AM): hee hee

Colleen (8:28:21 AM): every 5,000 miles

Jim (8:28:11 AM): It just won’t stop running if you don’t give it oil

Jim (8:28:25 AM): Besides, riding the cat to work everyday would suck

Colleen (8:28:42 AM): yep

Colleen (8:28:50 AM): lots of sneezing and honking

Colleen (8:29:06 AM): Sneezing from me and honking from the other cars

Colleen (8:29:12 AM): And meowing from the cat

Jim (8:29:01 AM): It would be a very different freeway

Colleen (8:29:16 AM): yep

Jim (8:29:14 AM): wouldn’t need to have such wide lanes

Jim (8:29:23 AM): Everyone would want a bigger cat

Colleen (8:29:48 AM): What would mass transportation look like?

Colleen (8:29:50 AM): lions?

Jim (8:29:43 AM): Cheetahs

Jim (8:29:58 AM): Accidents would be when the cat just got pissed off enough to eat its passenger.

Colleen (8:30:18 AM): hee hee

Jim (8:30:07 AM): Not unlike bad car wrecks today

Colleen (8:30:38 AM): you are really tired

Jim (8:30:29 AM): Garages wouldn’t need to be as big.

Jim (8:30:34 AM): But they would smell more

Colleen (8:30:49 AM): but they’d need litter boxes

Jim (8:30:47 AM): A shed?

Colleen (8:31:03 AM): washing your car/cat would take on a whole new meaning

Colleen (8:31:08 AM): guffaw

Jim (8:31:23 AM): And taking the cat to work on a rainy day…

Jim (8:31:25 AM): man that would suck

Colleen (8:31:41 AM): completely

Colleen (8:32:01 AM): ever tried to make a cat go where you wanted it to go?

Colleen (8:32:13 AM): we’d just be wandering across the countryside on our cats

Jim (8:32:07 AM): A GPS would be the least of your problems

 

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